Those red heels have already paid for themselves. Last night I wore them out to dinner and guess who kept looking over his shoulder at me all night long? Yes, Patxi, the one and only. Star Ac candidate extraordinaire. Clearly, the red heels don't even have to be seen to amp up your sex appeal. They just have to be in the room and minor reality tv celebrities are throwing themselves at my feet. Well, I just want to promise everyone right now that I will only use my superpowers for good, and not evil.
Although, posting that link to a site that you cannot get out of is actually quite evil.